If you’re looking for ways to justify that your Christian God wants you to have sex or you need a list of very cutesy romantic ideas the Red-Hot Monogamy may be a book you can use.
There are a plethora of bible justifications for having sex in the book as well as reasons why “sexual accouterments” [sex toys] are OK with Christ too. For those who need them, this is valuable information.
Go to the mall and try on free cologne?
Write her a love poem?
The ideas in the book are ridiculously hackneyed to my mind but they might be right-sized for your lady.
The one area of Red-Hot Monogamy I felt had some value for everyone was the section on scheduling sex.
If you both WANT more sex but it’s not happening, then scheduling sex can help you get ‘er done! (I’m attempting a humorous double-entendre there, darling.)
SCHEDULING SEX
- Eliminates “The Ask”
- Increases desire.
- Increases anticipation.
- Allows for prime-time planning.”
- Helps couples prepare physically.
- Builds trust in your relationship.
Bill and Pam Farrel are also the authors of “Men Are Like Waffles, Women Are Like Spaghetti.” That in and of itself is enough reason not to want to read anything they’ve written. Barf. Spaghetti and waffles? Really? Does that make you want to hurl when YOU read it? It’s all yours for $2.37 on Amazon.
Here are two more book reviews beyond Red-Hot Monogamy on 50 Shades of Grey – a powerplay BDSM erotica novel that’s all the talk right now and Transcendent Sex – a more metaphysical approach to lovemaking.
What do you want? Waffles? Nirvana? A Spanking? It’s all here.
Post a comment below and I’ll choose my favorite and send you my copy of Red-Hot Monogamy.
With love,
Sloane Fox