I’m sure you’ve wished you had something suave to say to that cute little babe over there.
But you sat there, dumbfounded, like a dipstick, your stomach churning, a burning shame you hoped wasn’t showing on your face, missing YET ANOTHER opportunity to meet a gorgeous woman.
IF you just had the ‘right’ thing to say…
Now most pickup lines are cheesy.
“Wow, I’m calling heaven, because I think they just lost an angel.”
The best pickup lines are actually the ones that don’t seem like a pickup line at all.
And my dear friend and trusted Alpha Man ally, Carlos Xuma, reveals his 3 best pickup lines, including how they work, so you don’t need to use them anymore.
The World’s Best Pickup Lines <=== Say This
With love,
Susan Bratton
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Here’s another bad one;
Your talking to a woman, then you say that “You remind me of my baby toe”
She says something like “How is that?”
You say “Because I’ll probably bang you on the coffee table”
Once again, you may want to duck!
All the best
Here I hava a pickup line that will probably get you slapped in the face, but it’s funny so here we go.
You say “Is that a mirror in your pocket?”
She says “No” and gives you a odd look.
You say “Oh.. well I could see myself in your pants!!”
you may want to duck!
It sounds funny, I guy I work with has actually used it, He says why beat around the push!